The Dangers of working Second Shift

Commission for theManWithaMagicMind, the first of a series featuring not one, but two hapless blueberries! You can expect the second part soon.

Here's a blurb written by theManWithaMagicMind:

We present for your consideration the story of Maria and Shanna in their adventures in the Dangers of working Second Shift. Both entered the Wazcoff's Candy Factory two ordinary girls one fat and one thin. Soon to be locked in a titanic struggle neither would have guessed the ending of. Our poor dears for this moment are cloaked in protective ignorance and frightened by outdated body image issues. Maria is using outdated terms like "fatter" and "heavier" in her panic to her blue friend. Shanna's wide-eyed terror has lead her to similar outdated questions in her head about "weight loss" and "maintaining my petite figure". Shanna's even let her mind worry about how her status as the "thin friend" is in jeopardy. Silly Shanna, she really needs to learn the words "ripe" and "juicy". Invest some worry in the words "too" and "tight" applied to her versus her outdated worries. Soon those words are really the only words they will be needing to know. Except one more both will be forced to learn the meaning of intimately: Blueberry